Jonathan Fenske

This laugh-out-loud ode to bears and bottoms and bare bottoms is sure to make kids giggle. But parents, don't feel bum-med, you'll get a chuckle or thirty out of it, too!
We like bear butts and we cannot lie!
There are all kinds of bears. And all kinds of butts. Cold bear butts, Old bear butts. Tushes that hide in bushes. Rumps that perch on stumps. Laugh-out-loud at this ode to our fuzzy friends and their delightfulderrieres.
All right, bears! Let's not be snooty!
Take a bow and shake that booty!
Look at all that bear butt beauty!