{"product_id":"dont-trust-fish","title":"Don't Trust Fish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeil Sharpson \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated by: Dan Santat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNATIONAL BESTSELLER • An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny picture book about the villainy of fish, illustrated by National Book Award-winning creator Dan Santat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on.\" —\u003ci\u003eKirkus,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003estarred review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eONE OF\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eSLATE\u003c\/i\u003e'S 25 GREATEST PICTURE BOOKS OF THE PAST 25 YEARS\u003cbr\u003eONE OF\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBOOKPAGE\u003c\/i\u003e'S TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR\u003cbr\u003eA BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eNPR\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly, Bookpage\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBook Riot\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eChicago Public Library, New York Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy, dear reader, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2) Some are as big as a bus—that is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e okay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3) We don't know what they're teaching in their \"schools.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4) They are likely plotting our doom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PRH","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":50472412512542,"sku":"9780593616673","price":24.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3584\/9246\/files\/9780593616673.jpg?v=1767386045","url":"https:\/\/www.cedarcanoebooks.com\/products\/dont-trust-fish","provider":"Cedar Canoe Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}