Aaron Reynolds

Send humorous messages to your loved ones or insult your enemies with this box of 100 postcards that pairs artwork of highly distinguished birds with the dirtiest words in the English language.

Thanks to bestselling author Aaron Reynolds' translations of the inner monologues of North American birds, our understanding of these magnificent animals has grown tenfold. It turns out that every squawk, chirp, and crow was either an expletive-ridden gripe or a jab that would make your grandmother blush. Now, the musings of our avian overlords are immortalized in Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards.

Each of the fifty snarky designs repeats once, so that you have plenty of postcards to send or save. Whether you’re mailing rude messages to loved ones, ornithologists, and elected officials, or simply saving the artwork to use as gift tags, in craft projects, or lord knows what else, this is exactly the box of postcards you need right effin’ now.